Deus Ex: Human Revolution - shake shake shake...

Why does every single character in the new Deus Ex game seem to take after this dog:



Seriously, in this day and age, why do all the characters look like their skins were stretched over the same, bulky frame, and why are they all shaking? Is there something wrong with the Detroit water? Does it make people suffer from Bell's Palsy? And side note: Who opened up a box of copy paper and threw it all over the street? It's like somebody saw Robocop and tried to make a video game about it by cramming it into the Deus Ex storyline.

However, it is good to see that in the near future, we still have loads of hair gel and bro goatees.

Any of you ladies wanna do a Jägerbomb?

What...what is this?

Pink things work for me; if electronics are available in pink, I'm always going to pick that color. That being said...holy crap, this commerical! The second the doll's head spun around I shrank back into my chair in wide-eyed fear. Do they think that this is hip? Or artistic? Or....what are they thinking here? Was it all just a bad trip of Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew?

Nokia N8 Pink - Freedom from David Wilson Creative on Vimeo.

It's like the Saw movies, Lady GaGa, and those dollar store Barbie knockoffs got drunk and made a freakish baby together. And that baby will live forever in my darkest nightmares.

Via The Mary Sue