Halloween Prep: Lovecraftian Sex-Ed

I'm sure we all remember the eldritch horror that was Sexual Education, but if not, here is a little reminder. Dear Dagon, how on Earth did anyone want to get it on after seeing those diagrams?

More Halloween Prep: Häxan

Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages

Some more old time goodness for Halloween! This is Häxan, a 1920's Swedish documentary about witchcraft. I'm not going to tell you anymore because it's awesome and you just need to watch it. Also, it would be helpful to have a good cocktail to go along with it. Maybe try a Herbert West?

Halloween Prep

My favorite holiday has always been Halloween; spooky, dark and creepy. August is closing, and the Autumn weather is hopefully coming along the track, so what better way to get ready for Halloween than with a bunch of stuff from youtube?

First up: A Disney version of hell. Yes, that's fire they're milking out of that demon cow.

Up next is a medley of 1920's music about haunted houses, ghosts, and cats:

And, last for now is the The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. A 1920's German Expressionist film and one of the greatest horror movies ever:

This....I'm OK with.

OK. I am cool with Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. I mean, if I wanted to be super cranky, I would say that she needs to have a kitty cat cowl and a short haircut, but I'm OK with this. I mean, come on, Hathaway has the chops to do this. She was the druggie model in that Rachel Getting Married movie AND she dated that scumbag who pretended to be down with the Vatican. You know she's got some pent up anger that she needs to release into being a badass cat burglar with a sexy sexy background. Plus, those goggles look pretty badass. I bet they have night vision so she can rob things.

This is what Bane looks like

Yup, that's what Bane looks like. Well, at least in the new Batman movie. OK, it's not so bad, but personally, I like the luchador mask and I'm sad to see it go. And, well, I don't know why Bane needs a jacket; maybe the costume designer never saw a sketch of Bane and totally thought the guy could fit his arms into a jacket (Spoiler: he totally can't).

In fact, I kind of wonder how they picked this outfit at at all. Hmmm....

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