My Finest Photoshopping EVER

By now, you've seen Princess Beatrice's crazy ass hat (which probably cost more than my rent). But have you seen the REAL reason she's wearing it?!

Girl just wanted to keep her Companion Cube with her! You know how important it is to have your Companion Cube with you all the time. The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.