Happy Hour at the Mos Eisley Cantina

Let me start this post off by saying welcome, welcome to all the people who found my blog by searching for, "Adventure Time boobs."  Yes, Goggle tells me these things, and yes, you masturbate to weird shit. 

Anyway.

Here's an awesome picture of Star Boose: Get drunk like a Jedi!
I saw this on The Mary Sue and I wanted it to be real so badly, I could taste it (wait, that might be because I was drinking).  I want there to be more products I can buy to enable my fandom AND alcoholism!  Luckily for me, the Star Wars land of money making has given us a plethora of ice cube trays, so even though I can't get Jedi gin, I can add a little Yoda to my G&T.

All of these trays come from Think Geek, and as a bonus, they work as chocolate molds, too!  Who wouldn't love a Han Solo in Carbonite chocolate bar?  Probably Star Trek fans, but whatever, their movie is coming out next year so they can cram it.

Just make sure you use a coaster for your drink, because the Mos Eisley is a classy joint, OK?

Yo-Yo Samurai of awesomeness

Remember when you were 8-years-old and you thought yo-yos where fun for a few minutes before the string got all tangled up and you ended up hitting your kid sister with it when trying to fix it and totally got sent to your room for that lame shit?
OK, maybe that's just my story...
Anyway, check out this bad ass.  DUDE IS A FUCKING SAMURAI.  This is what you could have been if Mom didn't throw away your yo-yo after your sister came running to her with a bruise the size of Denmark on her face.  Tattletale.
Oh, and for the twenty-one and old crowd, don't worry, he aims to please.